remember when i made this okcupid account
remember that
(via frankiefan1993)
- don’t trust men who have to insult other women in order to compliment you
- a subset of this rule is don’t trust men who say ‘you’re pretty/smart/[adjective] for an indian/asian/[identity group]’
- or ‘you’re not like other [identity group optional] girls’
(via albinwonderland)
DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
THE FACT THAT WE ALL KNOW WHAT THIS POST IS ABOUT TALKS ABOUT OUR SOCIAL LIVES
IT HAS GOTTEN SO BIG OMG
(via frankiefan1993)
every fangirl and their friend who isn’t one
(via yadivagirl)
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
nvm
found her
(via klainestuck)
- dean: hey sammy i gotta talk to you about something
- sam: k
- dean: so...so it's like this all right
- dean: you know how i love pie the best
- sam: *sigh* yes i know how you love pie the best
- dean: yeah, i always did. since i can remember.
- dean: and if anybody ever even asked me to eat cake--
- sam: you'd throw a bitch fit
- dean: i'd politely decline, shut up sammy i'm talking
- dean: anyway, all my life it was pie and not cake, not ever.
- dean: but imagine that one day this cake came into my life
- dean: this really amazing cake
- dean: like it looks like the most delicious thing to sit on a plate
- dean: plucked from god's own dessert tray if you will
- dean: and i'm like, damn, i need to eat this cake right now
- dean: and it's not like i don't still love pie, right, like pie is still awesome
- dean: but this cake looks so good that i might never eat pie again
- dean: i could see myself making sweet love to this cake for the rest of my life
- sam: dean wat
- dean:
- sam: what are you even saying
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean:
- sam:
- dean: i might be a little bit gay for cas
this is the best thing that appeared on my dash today
I’m giggling like an idiot help.
oh u germany
Germans take things too literally
Kranken = sick / to be sick ; Wagen = car.
so literally, an ambulance is a car for sick people
(Source: polynumerous, via klainestuck)
Pokemon Fusion Fan Art: Compilation 1 “Sinister Ones”
I’M OBSESSED.
(via bowlerhatfringe)
this is the most ridiculous thing I’ve come across in a long time.
I understand the daily hardships that so many people have in a world ruled by white males.
I understand that sometimes this can make it feel as if all white males are the enemy (especially for those who fight for equality).
but posts like this need to stop.
you are not advancing anybodies rights.
you are not promoting anybodies equality.
this is not activism.
this is hate-mongering.
Thanks for the contribution :)
congratulations, sexism is now over. You have beaten the evil whites. You win!
Fuck. These. People.
I’ve lost track, am I even allowed an opinion these days? Whatever. How about this radical idea: Let’s treat each other equally, and then we’ll all be equal? All this mindless mud-slinging achieves nothing and only serves to demonstrate how true objectives of those involved (notably NOT equality).
You guys are good at this! :)
this isnt okay and you need to fuckin stop.
Thanks!
it got better
I almost didn’t reblog this because I thought I might lose followers. I quickly realized that meant I needed to reblog this immediately.
Oh wow, these people. If you assume this applies to you, it applies to you.
You can’t create equality by focusing solely on the issues of one party. I am a white male and I don’t catcall. I don’t think of myself as superior. I try to be a good person. So please.
Focus on the individuals, not the group.
people comment : more memes created. this is beautiful.
SCIENCE!
science has figured out how to open a portal to hell
It’s Cthulhu!!!!!!!!
- sand
- alcohol or lighter fluid
- sugar
- Mix 4 parts powdered sugar with 1 part baking soda.
- Make a mound with the sand. Push a depression into the middle of the sand.
- Pour the alcohol or other fuel into the sand to wet it.
- Pour the sugar and baking soda mixture into the depression.
- Ignite the mound, using a lighter or match.
Oh tumblr, what would we do without you.
REBLOGGING AGAIN FOR THE EXPLANATION
(Source: laissesaigner, via doonarose)
What if they made a Tumblr musical about a forbidden love affair between a hipster blogger and a fandom blogger.
I WOULD WATCH THAT.
“i can’t be with you because i can’t hold back the sherlock feels” weeps the fangirl, crumpled on the floor.
the hipster boy clasps her hand and pulls out his watercolor brush. “i will try to fix you” he singsongs in a voice like helvetica
OH MY GOD
so guys, anyone up for it? ;D
(Source: barricadesinwesteros, via bowlerhatfringe)
Kurtcheltana + Blamtie + seeing each other naked. Or, five times someone got embarrassed and the one time they didn’t.
Sam + Rachel
Tossing his keys into the bowl by the door, Sam toes off his shoes and heads for the fridge, intending to get comfortable in the recliner and finish his macaroni sculpture for class. However, he opens the fridge to find they’re out of everything except orange juice and the bananas Artie insists on storing in there despite the fact that it dries them out, and the cupboards bare of everything except cereal.
Texting Blaine to ask him to do a food run on his way back from NYADA, Sam crosses the hall and slides the Hummel-Lopez-Berry door open, padding barefoot across the ridiculously clean living room to the kitchen, grinning when he finds their cupboards full to bursting with food. Bless their attentiveness to keeping their apartment stocked.
He’s piling bags of crisps, microwave popcorn and bread into his arms when he hears the bathroom door creak open and freezes, caught out. Peeking out, he nearly drops everything, including a six-pack of beer, when he sees Rachel walking back to her room, shamelessly naked.
